Hermione and Luna go to wizard college in Abby’s first pick! This story presents an appealing fantasy of an inclusive wizarding world where Luna and Hermione become globe-trotting partners in work and love, and you can get takeout from literally anywhere in the world on demand. But all three of us are frustrated by the overall lack of smut. We filtered by explicit, dammit. Audrey is distracted by how fricking good the cocktail is this week, and explains to the expecting Mira the magic of “pump n dump.” 

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Drink Pairing: 

White Chocolate & Star Anise Martini

  • 1 oz Heavy Cream
  • 1 oz White Chocolate Liquor (we used & recommend Borgata White Chocolate Specialty)
  • 1 oz Vodka
  • 1/4 tsp Star Anise bitters
  1. Add ingredients together in a cocktail shaker. Shake vigorously, about 15 seconds
  2. Add a handful of ice to the cocktail shaker and shake again until the outside of the canister looks frosty, about 15 seconds. Strain into a chilled martini glass
  3. Optional: Garnish with star anise pod and a skewer of raspberries

Song Pairing

The author provided their own! Fly Me Away by Goldfrapp

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