In this Obi-Wan Kenobi/reader insert fic, the Force finally reaches its full sexual potential. Also, Obi-Wan gives the hottest goddamn apology ever. We were straight-up discombobulated by the sex in this story and had to edit about 45 minutes of girlish tittering out of this episode. 

GuardianAngelCas, if you ever need an organ or something, hit us up. Can’t vouch for the livers but I’m sure some of us at least have some decent kidneys. 

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Drink Pairing: 

Jedi Temple (aka Shirley Temple)


  • 1/2 ounce grenadine
  • 1/4 ounce lime juice, freshly squeezed
  • 5 ounces ginger ale or Lemon lime soda or Ginger Syrup and soda water


  • Garnish: 2 Good cocktail cherries (Luxardo or Fabbri)
  • 1.5 oz of Gin, Vodka or light rum

Combine the grenadine and lime juice to a Collins glass with cubed ice. Top with your soda of choice and gently stir to combine. Garnish with two skewered cocktail cherries.

Song Pairing:

Don’t Stand So Close To Me by The Police

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